Diva Pravlaguna

The Diva from "The Fifth Element" is amazing at singing, first and foremost, but what I believe is even greater is her song. With some research i found that it is from the opera Lucia Di Lammermoor. This opera is very touching, in the fact that the woman singing is taking her family's future in her hands and marrying a man that she does not love. She is committing the ultimate sacrifice, second to only deaf, just so that her family can live safe and happily. Although not convinced at first, she then is betrayed with forgery and decides the man she loves has broken her heart and she has no choice to marry the other fool she knows absolutely nothing about. Thats all good a fun, but then lucky for her is that SHE FINDS OUT!! People never learn, that if you lie and try to fool someone, THE WOMAN WILL FIND OUT. ESPECIALLY, in instances of sex and love, so bad move guys.

But back to the point. Diva Pravalaguna, sexy blue alien opera star, is singing this song. And it fits PERFECTLY, because she IS committing the ultimate sacrfice. Now I still have yet to figured out how these rocks got in to her, but she has these sacred stones that are going to save the universe from some black-hole character that is trying to destroy all so he can...be alone? who knows. But point is, she does the same thing for the universe as Aria (i think his the original divas name) did for her family. She was charged with guarding the elemental stones until the fifth element, or some bad ass chick with orange hair returned to run the world (cheesy Beyonce reference) or rather save it. Still this man with a plastic head an awful haircut betrays EVERYONE, and the diva is forced to insert the stones into her body. And for arguments sake, lets say technology in the future had a way for her to do that without...you get my drift. She unfortunately is shot a Corbin has to remove them from her stomach, which causes her to die. But really she had to die, because her heart was broken, she was shot, and she had rocks in her stomach!

But really this is one of the best parts of the movie. And its crazy to think people ACTUALLY sing like that. Im personally like Ringo Star...If i can 1) Stay in key and tune then its awesome 2)I keep my songs to three notes/chords just to be able to continually hit them the entire time Im belting them out down the highway.